I presume I have this place to blame for the fact that a man matching my exact description was shot and killed while resisting arrest after burglarizing a jewelry shop and leaving his face on every security camera on the block?

[Here, have an Italy. Sitting and glaring at the camera in an unfamiliar room, arms folded and frowning while he stares at the camera.

Glaaaaaaare.

Like, omigod! I finally got out of that closet! Good thing she didn't lock it very well. She's such a stick in the mud 'stay here while I go to school' blah blah 'mom and Andy can't see you' blah blah. It's not going to be the end of the world if someone sees me right? Well, at least I can check out this place right? There's already, like a ( Read more... )

Listen, it's been fun, but I don't think we should see each other anymore. I'm just not ready for a serious relationship right now.

It's not you, it's me. Really.

[there's the sound of foot steps far away and a door closing. Then a rather uncharacteristic scoff.]

Freak. [that sounds like hannibal o.O]

Well, since that thing's gone now. We'll get down to business, okay? Simply put - guy's a total weirdo! Don't let the fakey polite gentlemen routine get you. He'll sooner bite off your tongue rather than deal ( Read more... )

It has come to my attention that things are not as they should be at the moment. Namely because I happened to chance upon well, my opposite, in a...compromising situation with--...with another man. Something is clearly off about the whole thing. I mean, not only are two men not supposed to engage in such...unseemly acts together, but two persons as ( Read more... )

You're all disgusting. There are children on this community; can't you learn to control yourselves?

Just kidding. Carry on, man; this shit's better than TV.

[There's a really good looking guy looking at all the bunnies. Byakuya's twin managed to escape the real world and he has some money on him - hence all the bags for stuff. But, it's mostly candy and toys and dresses for Chibiusa. He approaches the counter and gives the girl behind it a lovely smile before slamming a ton of yen on the counter.]I'd ( Read more... )

[It take a few seconds for anything to be heard through the static, but soon there's the sound of dozens of people, walking talking shouting, and under that there's a hushed conversation. It sounds like White and....himself?]

"--know why you're getting so upset. It took a little longer than I hoped for, but it turned out so well...."

"....you ( Read more... )

[You've got villains, murderous psychos, seductive vixens running about right now thanks to the virus, DDD. Hell, it speaks well of the general community that all these opposites are right assholes and bastards out to cause chaos and misery. But yet, are you ready for this?]

A-ano...

[Have the Howler Monkey pouting at the screen, her hair out of its ( Read more... )